Saturday, April 30, 2011

Real Text

So I thought I'd share some quotes from Mr. Big in anticipation of his last visit.  Get an understanding of what a truly dedicated husband he is...

"yeah. . .well what I ate at lunch in cambridge was different": Referring to the lunch dates we use to have.  We'd meet up and screw each other silly for an hour several times a week.


"i am picturing you streaking across your apartment naked when I walk in! white and brown flash"

"yours though would start with you cooking in an apron and high heels and nothing else !! LOL"

I asked if he was giving me suggestions...

"No not a suggestion as nice as a view as that would be.  Nicer than the hotel time when I walked in and u had on the losing bet outfit.  U saw how that ended lol"

The losing bet outfit was a pair of stilettos, thigh highs and button down.

Now tell me, is this really someone who is dedicated to his marriage and cares about his wife?

I don't get it...but yet I'm the bad guy for suggesting that his marriage is a joke.



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